Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

The student has now become the teacher. It's like a right of passage for most up and coming skanks, er actresses, to be photographed w/ a Hilton, preferably Paris (Nicky pretty much dropped off the face of the earth after her quickie marriage/divorce....I think it's time for someone to go back to blonde and start dating a member of LFO). But where does that leave Paris? Who can she take her picture w/ to make people say "Hmmmmm"? I wonder if going shopping w/ Pam Anderson (fka Pam Anderson Lee fka Pam Anderson) is her everest?

Today we're having a holiday party at work, which means free lunch and a secret santa exchange. Which means one lucky co-worker will soon be the proud owner of a Target gift certificate. Oh, I can almost picture the look on her face when she opens it! I wonder what I'll be getting...

Just when you thought reality tv couldn't get any worse...Fox comes up w/ "Who's your Daddy?". I knew they could do it, I knew there was more water in the well that is reality tv. But this is the best part:
"But wait, there's a twist... Before meeting her dad, the young woman will be presented with eight men, all claiming to be her father, and she must determine which one really is. In order to prevent her real dad from revealing himself from the start, there is $100,000 at stake for his daughter."
B/c two of the essentials to making truly good, quality reality tv are as follows: there must be some form of elimination and there must be money at stake. If not, then it would just make for bad television.

And back to "work" (the quotes indicate that I actually have nothing to do, but am left w/ nothing to say)
R.